⚡ WeatherValet

Your Weather. Your Way.

From a quick AI forecast to your own Meteorologist, we'll handle as much, or as little, of the weather as you want.

What actually arrives

Nothing to open. Nothing to check.

Most weather services hand you an app and hope you remember it. We message the phone you already have, and only when there is something worth saying.

The 2 AM problem

A tornado warning at two in the morning is the one that hurts people, and it is exactly when a text gets slept through. So a tornado warning does not text you. It calls you, and says the warning out loud, twice.

WeatherValet Stormline
1205 Chestnut Lane
Tuesday 6:42 PM
Severe Thunderstorm Warning A Severe Thunderstorm Warning includes your address (1205 Chestnut Lane, Lebanon, IN) until 7:15 PM. Damaging wind and hail possible. Move indoors, away from windows. We'll text the all-clear.
Tuesday 7:19 PM
All clear WeatherValet Stormline: all clear. The Severe Thunderstorm Warning that included your address has expired.
WeatherValet Stormline
Mom's house · Frankfort, IN
Saturday 2:07 AM
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WeatherValet calling
Tornado warning · spoken twice
Tornado Warning A Tornado Warning includes your address (Mom's house) until 2:45 AM. Take shelter now: interior room, lowest floor, away from windows. We'll text the all-clear.
Saturday 2:51 AM
All clear All clear. The Tornado Warning that included your address has expired.
Who people put a Stormline on

The address you can't stand next to.

Your phone warns you about where you are standing. Stormline watches the address you chose, whether you are there or not, and messages the numbers you picked.

Mom, who is never going to download an app. Put her number on her address. She gets the text, then the call, out loud. Nothing to install.

The kids two states away. The shop. The rental. The lake place. Anywhere valuable with nobody standing in it.

$12 a year is a dollar a month. Add a second address for $8 more, because most services charge full price again.

When a person beats a robot

Some days you want a human watching.

Stormline relays official warnings, and it never writes a forecast. When the day actually matters, a Meteorologist takes it: your event, your window, your thread.

Every message is written and signed by the person who wrote it. Never AI-written, never AI-signed. That is the whole company in one sentence.

WeatherValet Watch
Boone County Fairgrounds
Friday 7:40 PM
Tomorrow looks workable for the ceremony at four. A line of storms is west of us in the morning, but it should be east of the fairgrounds by noon. I'll be with you all day.
Joe Clauss Joe Clauss, WeatherValet Meteorologist
Saturday 1:52 PM
Radar update: one cell is holding together longer than I expected. If you can move the ceremony up fifteen minutes, I'd do it. Otherwise you're looking at a shower right at four.
Joe Clauss Joe Clauss, WeatherValet Meteorologist
Saturday 4:26 PM
All clear That was the last of it. Nothing else upstream. Enjoy the reception.
Joe Clauss Joe Clauss, WeatherValet Meteorologist
Real people. Real weather.

These are the Meteorologists.

Not a stock photo, not a model, not a name we made up. When a message is signed, one of these people wrote it.

Chris Sramek
Chris SramekMeteorologist
Tanner Reinhardt
Tanner ReinhardtMeteorologist
Joe Clauss
Joe ClaussMeteorologist
Josh Gimbel
Josh GimbelMeteorologist
Keefer McKenna
Keefer McKennaMeteorologist
Nick Dolan
Nick DolanMeteorologist
Anthony Jay
Anthony JayMeteorologist
Everything we do

Seven ways in. Pick one.

Under $99, robots relay and Meteorologists help one date at a time. At $99, your Meteorologist never stops.

Robots watch addresses

AI Forecast
Free

Ask once. Get an answer in seconds. It's AI, and we'll never pretend otherwise.

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Stormline
$12/year

You don't watch the weather. Stormline watches your address. Warning texts with radar, a phone call for tornadoes, the all clear.

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Stormline Daily
$24/year

The forecast finds you every morning. And the warning finds you at 2 AM.

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Meteorologists watch your plans

Sidekick
$16/series · $5/day

The Meteorologist is watching the big day. You're on the list.

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Met Review
$19 once

You have a decision to make. A Meteorologist studies your date and writes you back.

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Watch
$49/event day

One Meteorologist. One event. Nobody else on the thread.

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Pro
from $99/month

Your own Meteorologist, every day, whenever weather affects your plans.

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Valet Crew
Free to join

Not a product. Report what you see from your corner of the sky, and make everyone else's forecast better.

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